Joe Wilson was skewered on David Letterman on Thursday night, though I must admit, I found his Top 10 Lists for Sarah Palin more humorous. Still, here are "You Lie Guy" Joe Wilson's Top 10 Excuses (for his outburst):10."Shouldn't have gone tailgating before the speech"
9."Ashton Kutcher put me up to it"
8."Was trying to impress that hellcat Nancy Pelosi"
7."Thought I was in the audience at Maury"
6."Uh...swine flu?"
5."I'm an idiot"
4."Yeah, I accused a politician of lying. What was I thinking?"
3."I thought it was a roast"
2."It's been weeks since a Republican politician embarrassed the state of South Carolina"
1."Nobody cared when McCain yelled, 'BINGO!'"
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