Big Fail As Man Blows Two Different Armed Robberies

A man needs some lessons in armed robbery, as he blew two consecutive armed robbery attempts space only 30 minutes apart. Of course, he did manage to succeed in one thing: he got away from both.

The still unidentified robber first tried to rob the Subway Restaurant at 1021 High St. in Hamilton, OH, just before 7:30 PM. The robber said, "This is a robbery; give me the money." He then on the counter and tried to steal the cash register, but the clerk pushed him off of the counter and the man fled on foot.

Thirty minutes later, he attempted a robbery at the Family Dollar Store at 2526 Dixie Highway. This time, he displayed the outline of a gun to the clerk. He then tried to open the register but was unsuccessful, and then fled the scene.

Someone needs some lessons, as obviously he needed to force the cashier to open the cash register, but oh, well. Police are still investigating, and anyone with information concerning the robberies is asked to contact Detective David Collins at (513) 868-5811, extension 1214.

Woman Mistakenly Implanted With Other Couple's Embyro Gives Birth

An Ohio woman, Carolyn Savage, 40, who was implanted with the wrong embryo, and her husband Sean, have given birth to a “healthy baby boy” and given him up to his biological parents, her family said in a statement.

The Savages offered their “heartfelt congratulations” to Paul and Shannon Morell, the the boy’s biological parents. The child was delivered at St. Vincent Mercy Medical Center in Toledo, Ohio on Thursday.

It is unclear how the mix-up occurred, but two months after her pregnancy, the Savages were informed that Carolyn had been given three embryos that belonged to the Morells. Worse, the other three embryos that belonged to the Morells were misplaced, so they had no other chance that the baby that Carolyn Savage carried.

Frequently, in such cases, the pregnancy will be aborted, but in this case, Carolyn Savage fell back on her Catholic upbrining and decided to carry the baby to term, despite the obvious difficulties and discomforts faced with carrying any baby to term.

The Savages already have three children. They resorted to in vitro fertilization after reproductive problems and a series of miscarriages. The Morells had twin girls and now, a new baby boy.

Racist Emails Sent By Police Dispatchers While On the Clock

Ohio Daily reports on two police dispatchers who, while on the clock, spent time emailing around the obviously Photoshopped and racist photo above.

The email first came from Uniontown Police Dispatcher Holli Webb (below, right), who sent it to North Canton Police Dispatecher Anita Malachowski, who then forwarded it on with the message:

"New "Air Force One" Tail Number and yes, please forgive me, I'm really sorry, I really, really tried not to laugh, but .......................!"

The Photoshopped image of Air Force One has the tail number spelled out as NI66ER. Interestingly, Ohio Daily also decided to post the email addresses of the two involved. For Holli Webb, her Hotmail address (which she used on work time to send the message) is holliwebb1@hotmail.com. Not that I would suggest spamming her.

At any rate, if she's smart she'll get rid of that account.

On the other hand, Malachowski may not have it so easy, as her email address is her work address, a lot harder to change (amalachowski@northcantonpolice.org). Not that I would suggest spamming her either.

It's amazing how much racism still exists in this country, particularly since a lot of it comes from the right, and the GOP, who champion themselves as the "party of God," although it seems that "do unto others" has been forgotten somewhere.