Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Jamie Jungers Wins Stern's "Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant"

There are so many alleged Tiger Woods mistresses that its hard to keep up with them. Only one can claim the title of Miss Tiger Woods, however. The Howard Stern show held a "beauty pageant" on Wednesday, with Jamie Jungers winning the contest.

As the winner, Jamie Jungers took home $75,000. It should be made clear, though, that the pageant only included Jamie Jungers, Jaimie Grubbs, and Loredana Jolie. It didn't, for example, include Rachel Uchitel, the first outed mistress.

The contest consisted of the women coming out and discussing their relationship with Tiger. Jamie Jungers was first, and she had a few things to say, including the fact Woods never used a condom during their relationship. She also mentioned that Woods referred to her as his "little coffee cup" and "Jamie Juices."

Loredana Jolie followed Jamie Jungers. Interestingly, in her 18 month relationship with Woods, he used a condom, always. She also claimed that Woods was the most well-endowed man that she ever had sex with, stating he was "bigger and better" than Michael Jordan.

Jaimie Grubbs came out last. She, like Jamie Jungers, claimed Woods never used a condom with her. Grubbs was nicknamed "skinny fat" by Woods because despite eating a lot of junk food, she maintained her thin physique.

In terms of the finish, Jamie Jungers came in first, as noted above. Jaimie Grubbs finished second, and took home $15,000. Jolie was given $5,000 and a 50-inch television.

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