Tiger Woods porn Movie to star alleged mistress, release on May 17

Considering the sheer volume of Tiger Woods' mistresses, it had to happen. No, we're not speaking about one of them making a profit off the story; that's already happened, and we're sure, more than once. No, we're speaking of a porn movie centered around the theme.

It is, quite honestly, the story that will never end.

Joslyn James, AKA Veronica Siwik-Daniels, the Tiger Woods porn star mistress who said she was twice impregnated by Woods after unprotected sex, is set to star in "The Eleventh Hole." According to the press release, it is a
"movie that will depict never-before-told intimate details of her three-year relationship with the golf champion."

The movie will be released by porn giant Vivid under its Vivid-Celeb imprint. That label has previously released movies featuring celebrities having sex, including Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty and Playboy Playmate and reality TV star Shauna Sand.

In an earlier interview, James said:

"Even at major tournaments we would manage to hook up, and in fact it wasn't unusual for us to have sex four or five times a day."

The picture above shows James at an audition for actors for the role of Tiger Woods in the film. The movie is scheduled to release on May 17th.

Nike to air new Tiger Woods commercial as advertisers begin returning

As Tiger Woods has come back to the PGA at the Masters, so, it seems, have advertisers come back to Tiger Woods. Nike is set to air a TV ad on Wednesday featuring Tiger Woods and the voice of his late father, Earl.

The new television commercial will air on ESPN and the Golf Channel on Wednesday night and Thursday. The black-and-white ad is more about Tiger's affairs then his return to golf (or about Nike shoes), as they feature Earl Woods' voice asking Tiger about responsibility, as Tiger stands looking somber.

"I want to find out what your thinking was; I want to find out what your feelings are. Did you learn anything?"

Watch the ad below. What do you readers think? Was this simply spin doctoring?

Tiger Woods confirms PGA return at The Masters

On Tuesday, Tiger Woods confirmed what most had suspected: he will return to the PGA Tour at the Masters. The first round of the tournament is April 8th.

Tiger Woods has not competed since Nov. 15th, when he won the Australian Masters. That was his 82nd victory worldwide. Following that, on Black Friday 2009, he had a now famous single-car accident that opened up the doors to the scandal involving his numerous affairs.

He's been dropped by some sponsors, minimized by others, and he took a leave of absence from the PGA tour. Since then, he's been at sex addiction clinics, as well as attempting to repair his relationship with his wife, Elin Nordegren Woods.

Tiger Woods has 14 major wins (The Masters, the PGA Championship, the British Open, and the U.S. Open), while Jack Nicklaus leads overall with 18. It was widely believed, and in fact, reported by AP last Thursday, that Woods would not miss any major championships this year as he attempts to surpass Nicklaus.

In a press release on his website, Tiger Woods said:

"The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta.

"The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it's been awhile since I last played.

"I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy, and I am continuing my treatment. Although I'm returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.

"When I finally got into a position to think about competitive golf again, it became apparent to me that the Masters would be the earliest I could play. I called both Joe Lewis and Arnold Palmer and expressed my regrets for not attending the Tavistock Cup and the Arnold Palmer Invitational. I again want to thank them both for their support and their understanding. Those are fantastic tournaments, and I look forward to competing in them again.

"I would also like to thank the Augusta National members and staff for their support. I have deep appreciation for everything that they do to create a wonderful event for the benefit of the game."

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Tiger Woods-centric episode to open South Park Season 14

South Park is ready for season 14, and they are going to start the season off with a bang. Not a banging, but a bang, though you might assume that since they are targeting Tiger Woods with their first episode, banging might be involved. Since the Black Friday 2009 car accident that first spotlighted to the public the reality of Tiger Woods' numerous affairs and sex addiction, Woods has been lampooned, roasted (and not a celebrity roast) and derided. How could South Park pass it up?

"It's such an important issue in America right now — the sex addiction outbreak," Matt Stone, who partners with Trey Parker on the series, said on Friday. "We're all really concerned about him and hope he gets better."

It's difficult to tell if that concern is honest or sarcastic.  Stone and Parker were reportedly still working on the script on Friday, and he noted that he was both fascinated and disgusted by Woods' public apology, so sarcasm isn't out of the question.

South Park's new season begins on Wednesday, and the series will air its 200th episode next month.

Watch a teaser for the episode below:

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Jamie Jungers Wins Stern's "Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant"

There are so many alleged Tiger Woods mistresses that its hard to keep up with them. Only one can claim the title of Miss Tiger Woods, however. The Howard Stern show held a "beauty pageant" on Wednesday, with Jamie Jungers winning the contest.

As the winner, Jamie Jungers took home $75,000. It should be made clear, though, that the pageant only included Jamie Jungers, Jaimie Grubbs, and Loredana Jolie. It didn't, for example, include Rachel Uchitel, the first outed mistress.

The contest consisted of the women coming out and discussing their relationship with Tiger. Jamie Jungers was first, and she had a few things to say, including the fact Woods never used a condom during their relationship. She also mentioned that Woods referred to her as his "little coffee cup" and "Jamie Juices."

Loredana Jolie followed Jamie Jungers. Interestingly, in her 18 month relationship with Woods, he used a condom, always. She also claimed that Woods was the most well-endowed man that she ever had sex with, stating he was "bigger and better" than Michael Jordan.

Jaimie Grubbs came out last. She, like Jamie Jungers, claimed Woods never used a condom with her. Grubbs was nicknamed "skinny fat" by Woods because despite eating a lot of junk food, she maintained her thin physique.

In terms of the finish, Jamie Jungers came in first, as noted above. Jaimie Grubbs finished second, and took home $15,000. Jolie was given $5,000 and a 50-inch television.

Woods' Mistress Number One To Get TV Gig

The first mistress outed in the Tiger Woods sex scandal has been offered a TV gig, according to Page Six. Rachel Uchitel, on the strength of her interview with Extra's Mario Lopez, "so impressed producers that she's been offered a job as a special correspondent."

Reportedly, Uchitel will report on nightlife "hot spots." She won't, however, report on Tiger Woods.

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Tiger Woods Reported Holed Up In Sex Addiction Clinic

Where's Tiger been hiding all this time? It's unclear where he's been hiding all this time, but right now, he's apparently holed up in a sex addiction rehab clinic.

It all started on Black Friday, and most likely you already know the sordid details. He crashed his SUV that day, in the early morning hours; it appears Elin Nordegren Woods was chasing him that day, after an argument over numerous affairs, and since them so many mistresses have come out of the woodwork that it's hard to keep track of them.

In addition, Tiger's lost some big sponsors, such as Accenture and AT&T. Others, such as Gillette, have simply put him on the back burner, most likely hoping his advertising "glamour" will come back.

Sources say that Tiger Woods is now at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, a clinic in Mississippi. According to the facility's web site, their sex addiction program is known as the "Gentle Path."

It's described as follows:

The Gentle Path Program offers gender specific treatment to aid men and women in regaining their freedom from the disease of sexual addiction. Most patients are simultaneously treated for mood disturbance, anxiety or other addictions, such as chemical dependency. The Gentle Path Program has a special focus on working through past trauma and family problems. The program is designed to help men and women regain freedom from compulsive behaviors and develop a sense of healthy sexuality. [...]

To get the results our patients need for long term recovery, Gentle Path provides comprehensive treatment services based on a 12-Step Program. Our interdisciplinary staff of physicians, nurses, counselors, clinical assistants, social workers and a certified addictionologists, provide patients with a full continuum of care. The Day Treatment Program includes:

• Group therapy
  
• Weekly psychiatric consultation
  
• Cognitive Behavioral therapy
  
• Experiential trauma work
  
• Big Book/Step study
  
• Relapse prevention counseling
  
• ROPES Course (a Ropes course is an outdoor personal development and team building activity)
  
• Consultation with Dr. Patrick Carnes
  
• Family Care program
  
• Exercise and fitness program (Tiger should do well at this!)
  
• Eye movement desensitization
  
• Reprocessing
  
• Shame reduction work
  
• Spirituality group
  
• Grief Group
  
• Yoga
  

While Tiger will busy for about six weeks with this therapy, Elin Woods was seen around town again, today.  Once again, no wedding ring.

Former Madam Says Has 1099 For Tiger's Jamie Jungers

The news get worse and worse. The latest Tiger Woods update, for today, would include the following: one of is major sponsors, Accenture, has summarily dropped him. Jamie Jungers, mistress number 4, says that she and Tiger Woods had sex as his father lay dying. And finally, a former madam says she has a 1099 form for Jamie Jungers that proves she worked as an escort for her.

Accenture dropped Woods, saying that the company "has determined that he is no longer the right representative for its advertising." Accenture frequently tried to link Tiger Woods' strengths and focus with its own.

Meanwhile, Jamie Jungers told "News of the World" that on the night that Tiger's father Earl Woods died, she and Tiger were together. He visited his dad in a hospice, then went home to see Jungers. Afterwards, as they lay in bed, with Jungers, as she said, "beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties," Tiger received a call telling him Earl had passed away.

Finally, while Jungers has denied taking money from Woods or being an escort, onetime madam Michelle Braun begs to differ.

Jamie Jungers was asked about Braun when Jungers appeared on the "Today Show" last week, and she denied even knowing her name. However, a recently obtained 1099 form supports Braun's allegations. According to Braun, Jungers was part a group of escorts managed by her, with Jungers’ income, according to the form, equal to $31,400.

She's not the only Tiger Woods mistress that apparently worked for Braun. Porn star Holly Sampson also has a 1099 filed by Braun. According to that document, which was filed for the 2009 tax year, Braun paid Sampson $24,600.

Tiger Woods Quits Golf Indefinitely

There were many who said that Tiger Woods would definitely eclipse the record of major golf titles held by Jack Nicklaus, as long as he maintained focus. Of course, they were speaking of golf, not mistresses. That record may be safe for some time to come, as Tiger Woods announced on Friday he is quitting golf indefinitely.

As more, and more, and more women came forth claiming an affair with the superstar golfer, the damage to his marriage, and also his commercial deals and sponsorships was escalating day by day. However, while he probably cannot stem the tide of women coming forward to tell their story, he said in an official statement on his web site that he is quitting golf to focus on his marriage and family.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.

Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, have been married five years. They have a 2-year-old daughter and 10-month-old son. The announcement comes exactly two weeks after a car accident at 2:25 AM on November 27th started a roller-coaster ride of innuendo, rumor, and sordid affairs.

It is true also that Woods has become the PGA's whipping boy, with many other golfers (not just Jesper Parnevik, who introduced Woods to his wife), critical of the revelations. However, many reports indicate that on the PGA tour, Tiger's "antics" were no secret.

The break from golf will prevent the possibility, at least for now, of Tiger Woods being booed when he reappears at a professional golf tournament. The question is: will he ever return again?

Las Vegas Woods Mistress Claims Heartbreak Was All She Got From Tiger

In the latest Tiger Woods update, mistress number 4, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress and lingerie model named Jamie Jungers, 26, appeared on the "Today Show." In her exclusive interview, Jungers denied rumors that she had compensated in any way by the superstar golfer, whose good guy image has taken a severe pounding since revelations of his numerous affairs have arisen. It is not unlike the pounding his SUV apparently took at the hands of his wife, Elin Woods and a golf club.

Jungers went so far as to say that she never even received a birthday card from Tiger Woods. She and Woods began their 1 1/2 year association when she was 21, and it turned into a boyfriend / girlfriend relationship, she said.

“I didn’t even get a birthday card. I got nothing out of this relationship but a broken heart.”

She was particularly pointed about the headline that showed up in Tuesday's New York Post, that said "Mistress: Tiger Paid Me," about her. "All of it, is completely false," she said. Jamie Jungers said she specifically appeared on the "Today Show" to clear the air and correct all the false rumors.

Interestingly, it all began as a one-night stand. Jungers expected it to end there, but the next day, he called. “He said he loved spending time with me, would love to get to know me more, and he gave me his phone number and told me to save it in a different name in case I lost the phone.”

Meredith Vieira asked Jamie Jungers about Michelle Braun. She is a madam that has clamed Woods spent up to $40,000 a weekend for the services of her call girls, and that Jungers herself was on her payroll, though not involved as a call girl for Tiger. Braun said that Jungers told her that Woods had given her money.

“That’s all funny — I never even heard of the woman’s name. Never in my life. I’ve never been an escort and I never will be an escort. This is all news to me.

Despite all this, she added, however, that there would always be a a place in her heart for Tiger Woods. Obviously, from her current age and the age when the two had their affair, Jungers has been holding her tongue for a long time.

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EMTs Transport Elin Nordegren's Mother From Tiger's House to Hospital

Overnight, yet another 911 call to the Windemere, FL house of Tiger Woods, as emergency crews transported a blonde, middle-aged woman to the very same hospital that Tiger Woods went to on Black Friday, when his "transgressions" began to become public. The woman has since been identified, and is said to be Barbro Holmberg, the mother of Elin Nordegren Woods, Tiger's wife, according to a hospital spokesperson.

Paraedics reached the home at 2:37 AM and stayed until 3:13 AM when an ambulance from Health Central Hospital arrived to transport the victim. Holmberg is still be being evaluated at the time of this writing, though initial reports on her condition were rather dire, with "advanced life support" mentioned. She was admitted suffering from stomach pain, reports say.

Meanwhile, a woman resembling Elin Nordegren, was seen at the hospital driving a black Cadillac Escalade. The license plate number on the Escalade seen at the hospital Tuesday was one digit off the license of the Escalade that was damaged two weeks ago. It should be noted that GM has lent Tiger Woods vehicles in the past.

Since the Black Friday incident, it's been one incident after another, with the sheer number of women coming out of the "woodwork" (pun intended) nearly too much to keep track of. The latest newss with regards to Elin Nordegren is that she has moved out. Another report stated that she has purchased a $2.29 million house on an island near Stockholm, according to the Daily Express newspaper in London.

Watch a video report below that shows the victim being wheeled out of Tiger's house.

Tiger, Elin Prove Fodder For SNL Tiger Woods Skits

With revelations of four, five, six (more?) mistresses and images of Elin Woods chasing Tiger down the driveway with a golf club (whether or not it actually happened), one couldn't expect a lack of SNL Tiger Woods skits, could one? No, one couldn't.

Saturday Night Live skewered the golf superstar with a hilarious Tiger Woods SNL skit revolving around a strange series of accidents. However, one problem that was brought up by some, was that the skits seemed to focus on potential domestic violence on the part of Elin Woods against Tiger, and some felt that was insensitive to musical guest, Rihanna. Rihanna had her own domestic violence issue with Chris Brown, you might recall.

In the Tiger Woods SNL skit, actor Wolf Blitzer on CNN’s “Situation Room” (portrayed by Jason Sudeikis) reported on a news conference that Tiger Woods (played by Kenan Thompson) and his wife (played by Blake Lively) were holding outside their home. After Woods admitted to “multiple” transgressions, Elin Woods looked surprised at the word "multiple" and the screen shifted quickly back to Blitzer for "breaking news."

“This just in. Tiger Woods is back in the hospital. Apparently just hours after a press conference where he confessed to multiple transgressions, Woods had an accident in his home where he fell down a flight of stairs, then inadvertently threw himself through a plate glass window.”

At that point, Blitzer went back to Tiger for another news conference. Tiger said, while Elin Woods stood next to him holding a golf club. “Wow, I’ve been really clumsy this week.” Of course, after Tiger received a cell phone call, he was mysteriously hit by his own car.

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Sexting Superstar: Tiger Woods Text Messages

Sexting, or sending text messages that are sexual in nature and sometimes include naked photos, has become popular among teens. A few of Tiger Woods' text messages to Jaimee Grubbs (above) have been revealed, and they fall into that category.

As you probably know, Tiger Woods has admitted to his dalliances, although not specifying how many or with whom (although Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin have emrged so far). However, a voicemail sent to Jaimee Grubbs (below) definitely shows he was panicky about the situation. Grubbs had said that she had Tiger Woods text messages as well, and those are starting to emerge.

As noted in US Magazine print edition, Tiger Woods' text message said the following to Jaimee Grubbs: "I will wear you out ... when was the last time you got (bleeped)! Send me something very naughty ... Go to the bathroom and take (a picture)."

Jaimee Grubbs also told US Magazine that she believes that Tiger and Elin Woods sleep in separate beds. If that's the case, you can expect Elin Woods to play the "dutiful wife" as required in their new prenuptial agreement, and then take off with a big payment (and much child support) after reaching that time goal.

Tiger Woods voicemail to Jaimee Grubbs:

Details on New Woods Prenuptial Agreement Emerge

While Tiger may feel he's out of the woods (pun intended) now that he's 'fessed up to his affairs, he's apparently not out of trouble as far as wife Elin Woods is concerned. Reports have detailed that the one-time nanny is getting a pretty good payment to stay married to the superstar golfer, and a much better prenuptial agreement.

The original prenuptial agreement was actually pretty lame, considering the amount of money Tiger Woods is worth. It guaranteed Elin Woods $20 million after a 10 year stint in the marriage (they were married in 2004). Now, she will be getting a $5 million payout immediately, put into a private bank account accessible only by her, and revising her prenup to give her as much as $55 million more to stay with him two more years.

This sounds less and less like a marriage and more like a business arrangement, the more we hear of it. And when you read the commentary, well ...

The lawyer familiar with the couple’s negotiations told The Daily Beast that Tiger also has agreed to shorten the original prenup to seven years from the date of marriage, meaning it will vest in another two. And the revised agreement provides for a staggered schedule of payments spread out over five years that could be worth upward of $75 million. So for Elin to collect $80 million, she’ll need to stay with Tiger another seven years, be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story. Even if she lasts only two more years, she’ll still walk away with nearly twice what she was entitled to under the original prenup.

"Even if she lasts only two more years" makes it sound lieke she's being tortured. Is this a marriage or what?

Jesper Parnevik Thought Woods "Was A Better Guy"

It's unclear if Tiger Woods feels the admission of guilt he made on his official website has his "out of the woods" or not, but he certainly isn't in the clear with the matchmaker who put set him up with now wife Elin Nordegren Woods. Fellow pro golfer Jesper Parnevik introduced the two of them when Elin was Parnevik's family's nanny.

Parnevik said:

"I'm kind of filled with sorrow for Elin since me and my wife are at fault for hooking her up with him and we, probably thought he was a better guy than he is then.

"I would probably have to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3 iron."

Parnevik is referring to the rumors that Elin Woods chased after Tiger with a golf club last Friday morning at 2:25 AM when he crashed into first a fire hydrant and then a tree. The official story is that she heard the accident and then returned with a golf club to try to free him from his SUV.

Rumors of several Tiger Woods affairs have arisen, including voicemail from Tiger Woods to former reality TV "star" Jaimee Grubbs (picture above, VM below) asking her to cover things up for him. Rachel Uchitel, the other alleged mistress has had much face time as well of late.

Will this settle things? Tiger specifically asked for privacy in his admission of guilt. However, the latest is Elin Woods is re-negotiating (and getting) a new prenuptial agreement, with much better financial terms. Additionally, there is still sponsor fall-out, if any, to consider.

This isn't over by a longshot.

Jaimee Grubbs Gives Tiger More Woman Trouble

Tiger Woods, already in hot water over a car accident early last Friday morning (for which he will receive a $164 reckless driving ticket and four points against his driver’s license), has received more bad news. Not only is wife Elin Woods likely steaming over an affair he allegedly had with a New York nightclub hostess named Rachel Uchitel, he now faces more such accusations, as former VH1 reality series "Tool Academy" entrant Jaimee Grubbs has detailed 20 "encounters" with the superstar golfer.

Besides her reality TV stint, Jaimee Grubbs is a Los Angeles cocktail waitress and claims she and Tiger Woods carried on a torrid 31-month affair, and that she has pictures and 300 "racy" text messages to prove it. Grubbs said that she was 21 when she first hooked up with Woods in April 2007. Full details, apparently, will come in the next issue of Us Weekly, on sale tomorrow.

Besides tht text messages and claims by Jaimee Grubbs, US Weekly also says that it has a Nov. 24 voicemail allegedly from Woods to Jaimee Grubbs. In that VM, he allegedly suggests his wife may know about the affair with her.

This and other rumors continue to swirl in the aftermath of Woods' auto accident last Friday morning. The accident, which took place at 2:25 AM last Friday, ended with Woods hitting a fire hydrant and then a tree with his SUV. Some have conjectured that Elin Woods, who reportedly broke a window in the SUV with a golf club to release him, was carrying the club not because she went back to get it, but that she was pursuing him with it in the aftermath of an argument over the affairs with both Jaimee Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel.

While Woods' lawyer notes that his facial lacerations are not consistent with being hit by a golf club, others are theorizing the lacerations may come from nails, fingernails, that is. Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the Chevron World Challenge, which he hosts, as a result of his injuries (and perhaps embarrassment).

Rachel Uchitel Pictures Continue To Be Hot, As Woods Skips Interview Again

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Admittedly, Rachel Uchitel is one hot woman, but if it weren't for the fact that she has been labeled the alleged Tiger Woods mistress, you probably wouldn't even know who she was. Searchers continue to look for Rachel Uchitel pictures, however, despite the fact that many have already been posted, in hopes of seeing, quite probably, more flesh than has previously been "exposed."

At any rate, the Florida Highway Patrol still awaits a conversation with Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren. They were scheduled to meet with them today, but once again the couple canceled their meeting. This is the third straight day that authorities have been denied access to the couple.

Uchitel continues to deny the affair, though that hasn't stopped searches for Rachel Uchitel pictures. She told the New York Post the New York Post that the rumors are "completely untrue."

Additionally, Rachel Uchitel denied the National Enquirer story that started everything as well. If fact, she stated to the New York Post in a Facebook message that she didn't even know Ashley Sampson (though she spelled it Simpson), the person who reported "outed" her relationship to the Enquirer.

However, the Enquirer says they have evidence that refutes her claims. One thing in particular is that the Enquirer reportedly has Ashley Sampson and Rachel Uchitel pictures (together). Oops.

It's hard to imagine this story going away anytime soon. It's also hard to imagine the "lust" for Rachel Uchitel pictures lessening soon either. See below for more Rachel Uchitel pictures, via a slideshow.



Also, listen below to the Tiger Woods 911 call, which was released by the Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) earlier.

Who's Rachel Uchitel (Pics); What Is Her Role In The Tiger Woods Car Accident?

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It seems as though celebrities, whether they are in sports, entertainment, or even politicians, are unable to keep from straying from their spouses, as groupies as well as travel give them the opportunity. Whether or not that's a key in this incident or not is still up in the air, but meanwhile, who is this woman and why is everyone searching for Rachel Uchitel pics?

Rachel Uchitel, 34, is a NYC events planner, and in the past has been linked to affairs with other celebrities. Earlier she was linked to an affair with David Boreanaz, former "Angel" and current "Bones" actors. She's obviously a beautiful woman, as demonstrated by some of the Rachel Uchitel pics above and below.

BlackBook.com had an article on the "prime mover," written in 2008. Rachel Uchitel was described as a 'Hamptons diva' who is the Director of VIP Services at Pink Elephant in Southampton, NY.

Whether or not you feel that the Rachel Uchitel pics give Elin Nordegren a reason to chase down Woods, as new reports indicate she was doing when he left their house early Friday morning, police are interested, though not in the alleged dalliance. They are scheduled to speak to Tiger Woods about his car accident today. The FHP has previously said "charges may be filed," but did not specify against whom.

Check out some of the Rachel Uchitel pics circulating around the Web, below: