Tiger Woods porn Movie to star alleged mistress, release on May 17

Considering the sheer volume of Tiger Woods' mistresses, it had to happen. No, we're not speaking about one of them making a profit off the story; that's already happened, and we're sure, more than once. No, we're speaking of a porn movie centered around the theme.

It is, quite honestly, the story that will never end.

Joslyn James, AKA Veronica Siwik-Daniels, the Tiger Woods porn star mistress who said she was twice impregnated by Woods after unprotected sex, is set to star in "The Eleventh Hole." According to the press release, it is a
"movie that will depict never-before-told intimate details of her three-year relationship with the golf champion."

The movie will be released by porn giant Vivid under its Vivid-Celeb imprint. That label has previously released movies featuring celebrities having sex, including Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty and Playboy Playmate and reality TV star Shauna Sand.

In an earlier interview, James said:

"Even at major tournaments we would manage to hook up, and in fact it wasn't unusual for us to have sex four or five times a day."

The picture above shows James at an audition for actors for the role of Tiger Woods in the film. The movie is scheduled to release on May 17th.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nazi pics heat up Bullock - James scandal

As if the Sandra Bullock - Jesse James split rumors (and perhaps reality) are not bad enough, the latest news in the scandal centers on Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nazi pics (linked from TMZ above).

According to TMZ, the Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nazi pics were taken about a year ago, and were not her idea. Rather, they were the idea of the photographer, but the site said that she was very enthusiastic about the idea.

In one of the Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nazi pics the letter "w" is on her left leg while the letter "p" on her right. According to the report, McGee says it stands for "white power."

Additionally, and adding some degree of validity to the furor over the Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nazi pics, the report added that in child custody documents filed in January, McGee's ex-husband wrote that she "makes the Nazi salute," and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach.

All this started as the result of an In Touch interview, in which the tattoo model said that she had a months-long affair with Jesse James while Sandra Bullock was away filming "The Blind Side." Bullock won the Best Actress Oscar for the film.

In doing so, she also joined other actresses in the so-called "Oscar Love Curse" category: Hilary Swank, Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, Helen Hunt, Reese Witherspoon, and most recently Kate Winslet all had splits after their wins.

TMZ has a gallery of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee photos, though if you are not a fan of tattoos, you may not find Jesse James' alleged mistress to your taste.

Tiger Woods confirms PGA return at The Masters

On Tuesday, Tiger Woods confirmed what most had suspected: he will return to the PGA Tour at the Masters. The first round of the tournament is April 8th.

Tiger Woods has not competed since Nov. 15th, when he won the Australian Masters. That was his 82nd victory worldwide. Following that, on Black Friday 2009, he had a now famous single-car accident that opened up the doors to the scandal involving his numerous affairs.

He's been dropped by some sponsors, minimized by others, and he took a leave of absence from the PGA tour. Since then, he's been at sex addiction clinics, as well as attempting to repair his relationship with his wife, Elin Nordegren Woods.

Tiger Woods has 14 major wins (The Masters, the PGA Championship, the British Open, and the U.S. Open), while Jack Nicklaus leads overall with 18. It was widely believed, and in fact, reported by AP last Thursday, that Woods would not miss any major championships this year as he attempts to surpass Nicklaus.

In a press release on his website, Tiger Woods said:

"The Masters is where I won my first major, and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta.

"The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it's been awhile since I last played.

"I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy, and I am continuing my treatment. Although I'm returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.

"When I finally got into a position to think about competitive golf again, it became apparent to me that the Masters would be the earliest I could play. I called both Joe Lewis and Arnold Palmer and expressed my regrets for not attending the Tavistock Cup and the Arnold Palmer Invitational. I again want to thank them both for their support and their understanding. Those are fantastic tournaments, and I look forward to competing in them again.

"I would also like to thank the Augusta National members and staff for their support. I have deep appreciation for everything that they do to create a wonderful event for the benefit of the game."

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Tiger Woods-centric episode to open South Park Season 14

South Park is ready for season 14, and they are going to start the season off with a bang. Not a banging, but a bang, though you might assume that since they are targeting Tiger Woods with their first episode, banging might be involved. Since the Black Friday 2009 car accident that first spotlighted to the public the reality of Tiger Woods' numerous affairs and sex addiction, Woods has been lampooned, roasted (and not a celebrity roast) and derided. How could South Park pass it up?

"It's such an important issue in America right now — the sex addiction outbreak," Matt Stone, who partners with Trey Parker on the series, said on Friday. "We're all really concerned about him and hope he gets better."

It's difficult to tell if that concern is honest or sarcastic.  Stone and Parker were reportedly still working on the script on Friday, and he noted that he was both fascinated and disgusted by Woods' public apology, so sarcasm isn't out of the question.

South Park's new season begins on Wednesday, and the series will air its 200th episode next month.

Watch a teaser for the episode below:

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National Enquirer Officially In The Running For A Pulitzer

The National Enquirer, reveling in the fact that it had broken the stories about former Presidential and Vice-Presidential candidate John Edwards and a) his affair with Rielle Hunter (pictured), b) his "love child" Frances Quinn Hunter, earlier said it was going to submit an application for a Pulitzer Prize. For those who always discount the tabloid now comes the bad news: the application has been accepted.

Pulitzer Prize administrators have decided that The National Enquirer is indeed eligible to compete for the awards, widely considered the most coveted honor for American newspapers. The information came Thursday from a unnamed source who was briefed on the matter.

Much of the Enquirer Edwards reporting took place before 2009, and so cannot be considered for this year’s prizes.

According to Emily Miller, who has been campaigning for a Pulitzer for the National Enquirer,

Before The Enquirer submitted its nomination, the Pulitzer's long-time administrator Sig Gissler attempted to pre-empt this campaign by telling reporters that the tabloid is not eligible due to various technicalities. Gissler, however, showed great humility and fairness by reading The Enquirer's submission and admitting that the paper is eligible to compete. Gissler has given The National Enquirer the legitimacy it long deserved for breaking a political scandal of national significance.

This should add legitimacy to anything the Enquirer produces going forward, short of stories of alien autopsies, we suppose.

Former Madam Says Has 1099 For Tiger's Jamie Jungers

The news get worse and worse. The latest Tiger Woods update, for today, would include the following: one of is major sponsors, Accenture, has summarily dropped him. Jamie Jungers, mistress number 4, says that she and Tiger Woods had sex as his father lay dying. And finally, a former madam says she has a 1099 form for Jamie Jungers that proves she worked as an escort for her.

Accenture dropped Woods, saying that the company "has determined that he is no longer the right representative for its advertising." Accenture frequently tried to link Tiger Woods' strengths and focus with its own.

Meanwhile, Jamie Jungers told "News of the World" that on the night that Tiger's father Earl Woods died, she and Tiger were together. He visited his dad in a hospice, then went home to see Jungers. Afterwards, as they lay in bed, with Jungers, as she said, "beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties," Tiger received a call telling him Earl had passed away.

Finally, while Jungers has denied taking money from Woods or being an escort, onetime madam Michelle Braun begs to differ.

Jamie Jungers was asked about Braun when Jungers appeared on the "Today Show" last week, and she denied even knowing her name. However, a recently obtained 1099 form supports Braun's allegations. According to Braun, Jungers was part a group of escorts managed by her, with Jungers’ income, according to the form, equal to $31,400.

She's not the only Tiger Woods mistress that apparently worked for Braun. Porn star Holly Sampson also has a 1099 filed by Braun. According to that document, which was filed for the 2009 tax year, Braun paid Sampson $24,600.

Las Vegas Woods Mistress Claims Heartbreak Was All She Got From Tiger

In the latest Tiger Woods update, mistress number 4, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress and lingerie model named Jamie Jungers, 26, appeared on the "Today Show." In her exclusive interview, Jungers denied rumors that she had compensated in any way by the superstar golfer, whose good guy image has taken a severe pounding since revelations of his numerous affairs have arisen. It is not unlike the pounding his SUV apparently took at the hands of his wife, Elin Woods and a golf club.

Jungers went so far as to say that she never even received a birthday card from Tiger Woods. She and Woods began their 1 1/2 year association when she was 21, and it turned into a boyfriend / girlfriend relationship, she said.

“I didn’t even get a birthday card. I got nothing out of this relationship but a broken heart.”

She was particularly pointed about the headline that showed up in Tuesday's New York Post, that said "Mistress: Tiger Paid Me," about her. "All of it, is completely false," she said. Jamie Jungers said she specifically appeared on the "Today Show" to clear the air and correct all the false rumors.

Interestingly, it all began as a one-night stand. Jungers expected it to end there, but the next day, he called. “He said he loved spending time with me, would love to get to know me more, and he gave me his phone number and told me to save it in a different name in case I lost the phone.”

Meredith Vieira asked Jamie Jungers about Michelle Braun. She is a madam that has clamed Woods spent up to $40,000 a weekend for the services of her call girls, and that Jungers herself was on her payroll, though not involved as a call girl for Tiger. Braun said that Jungers told her that Woods had given her money.

“That’s all funny — I never even heard of the woman’s name. Never in my life. I’ve never been an escort and I never will be an escort. This is all news to me.

Despite all this, she added, however, that there would always be a a place in her heart for Tiger Woods. Obviously, from her current age and the age when the two had their affair, Jungers has been holding her tongue for a long time.

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Jaimee Grubbs Gives Tiger More Woman Trouble

Tiger Woods, already in hot water over a car accident early last Friday morning (for which he will receive a $164 reckless driving ticket and four points against his driver’s license), has received more bad news. Not only is wife Elin Woods likely steaming over an affair he allegedly had with a New York nightclub hostess named Rachel Uchitel, he now faces more such accusations, as former VH1 reality series "Tool Academy" entrant Jaimee Grubbs has detailed 20 "encounters" with the superstar golfer.

Besides her reality TV stint, Jaimee Grubbs is a Los Angeles cocktail waitress and claims she and Tiger Woods carried on a torrid 31-month affair, and that she has pictures and 300 "racy" text messages to prove it. Grubbs said that she was 21 when she first hooked up with Woods in April 2007. Full details, apparently, will come in the next issue of Us Weekly, on sale tomorrow.

Besides tht text messages and claims by Jaimee Grubbs, US Weekly also says that it has a Nov. 24 voicemail allegedly from Woods to Jaimee Grubbs. In that VM, he allegedly suggests his wife may know about the affair with her.

This and other rumors continue to swirl in the aftermath of Woods' auto accident last Friday morning. The accident, which took place at 2:25 AM last Friday, ended with Woods hitting a fire hydrant and then a tree with his SUV. Some have conjectured that Elin Woods, who reportedly broke a window in the SUV with a golf club to release him, was carrying the club not because she went back to get it, but that she was pursuing him with it in the aftermath of an argument over the affairs with both Jaimee Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel.

While Woods' lawyer notes that his facial lacerations are not consistent with being hit by a golf club, others are theorizing the lacerations may come from nails, fingernails, that is. Tiger Woods has withdrawn from the Chevron World Challenge, which he hosts, as a result of his injuries (and perhaps embarrassment).

Who's Rachel Uchitel (Pics); What Is Her Role In The Tiger Woods Car Accident?

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It seems as though celebrities, whether they are in sports, entertainment, or even politicians, are unable to keep from straying from their spouses, as groupies as well as travel give them the opportunity. Whether or not that's a key in this incident or not is still up in the air, but meanwhile, who is this woman and why is everyone searching for Rachel Uchitel pics?

Rachel Uchitel, 34, is a NYC events planner, and in the past has been linked to affairs with other celebrities. Earlier she was linked to an affair with David Boreanaz, former "Angel" and current "Bones" actors. She's obviously a beautiful woman, as demonstrated by some of the Rachel Uchitel pics above and below.

BlackBook.com had an article on the "prime mover," written in 2008. Rachel Uchitel was described as a 'Hamptons diva' who is the Director of VIP Services at Pink Elephant in Southampton, NY.

Whether or not you feel that the Rachel Uchitel pics give Elin Nordegren a reason to chase down Woods, as new reports indicate she was doing when he left their house early Friday morning, police are interested, though not in the alleged dalliance. They are scheduled to speak to Tiger Woods about his car accident today. The FHP has previously said "charges may be filed," but did not specify against whom.

Check out some of the Rachel Uchitel pics circulating around the Web, below:

ESPN Confirms Brooke Hundley Fired, As Well As Steve Phillips

ESPN has confirmed that Brooke Hundley, 22, the production assistant was involved in a secret affair with former ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips, has been let go as well.

While acknowledging that Brooke Hundley was no longer with ESPN, and stating that she had been terminated, the sports network did not elaborate on the exact reason of the termination or the exact date. ESPN earlier fired Steve Phillips, saying "His ability to be an effective representative for ESPN has been significantly and irreparably damaged."

The affair became grist for the mill when Phillips' wife Marni filed a police report in Wilton, CN. In the report, Marni Phillips said that Hundley had sent her a letter describing the affair, even detailing the former Mets' GM's birthmarks as proof. On August 19th, Marni Phillips came home to find Hundley in her driveway. It seems Steve Phillips had chosen an affair with a "fatal attraction" involved, and called police.

Meanwhile, Steve Lefkowitz, Phillips' agent, added in a statement that Phillips had entered an inpatient treatment facility "to address his personal issues." No reason was given, but sexual addiction is suspected. Lefkowitz said:

"Steve Phillips is not a sleazebag. He's a good guy who just fell off the wagon. Whatever he did wrong, it wasn't under his control or he wouldn't be checking himself in for help. He knows he needs help and wants a life with his family -- that is paramount to him above everything else."

In terms of falling off the wagon, it should be noted that when he was GM of the New York Mets, Phillips was forced to take a leave of absence in 1998 because of a series of affairs and an accusation of sexual harassment by a Mets employee. One of his mistresses, Rosa Rodriguez, surfaced late last week as well.

ESPN Fires Steve Phillips Over Affair

Less than a week after the New York Post that ESPN analyst Steve Phillips had an affair with Brooke Hundley, a 22-year-old production assistant with the network, he was given a pink slip. The network announced on Sunday that:

“Steve Phillips is no longer working for ESPN. His ability to be an effective representative for ESPN has been significantly and irreparably damaged, and it became evident it was time to part ways.”

Besides the news that Steve Phillips was fired, Steve Lefkowitz, Phillips' agent, said in a statement that Phillips had entered an inpatient treatment facility "to address his personal issues."

This isn't the first such incident for Steve Phillips. When he was GM of the New York Mets, he was forced to take a leave of absence in 1998 because of a series of affairs and an accusation of sexual harassment by a Mets employee. One of his mistresses, Rosa Rodriguez, surfaced late last week as well.

While ESPN first gave Steve Phillips a leave of absence, it became apparent that the affair was too embarrassing for the network, and that Steve Phillips had to be fired.

Steve Phillips had just been "promoted" this season. He had been elevated from work as a full-time studio analyst to the “Sunday Night Baseball” broadcast with Jon Miller and Joe Morgan.

Brooke Hundley hasn't exactly enjoyed the "outing" herself. While reports indicate that she actually had a sort of "fatal attraction" affair with Steve Phillips, it's also created a firestorm of media --- and public --- interest in her, including people trolling Brooke Hundley's MySpace and Facebook pages.

David Letterman Apologizes to His Wife on Tonight's Show

The audience didn't seem to be any less appreciative of David Letterman on tonight's "The Late Show," as noted by a video posted on CBS.com. Don't think for a second that Dave wasn't aware what's on most people's minds. Prior to his monologue, he said the following:

"I’ll be honest with you folks, right now, I would give anything to be hiking on the Appalachian Trail. I get into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn’t speaking to me. Ouch."

If you haven't been under a rock, you're aware of what David Letterman is speaking of. He was the victim of an extortion attempt late last week, one which forced him to reveal his previous affairs with staffers on his show. One such staffer was identified as Stephanie Birkitt, 34, who also had a later relationship with the alleged blackmailer, Robert "Joe" Halderman.

From transcripts released by his production company, we can glean that David Letterman is apologetic, but the effects on his ratings and advertisers have yet to be determined. Here's what Dave said:

“I’m terribly sorry that I put the staff in that position. Inadvertently, I just wasn’t thinking ahead. And, moreover, the staff here has been wonderfully supportive to me, not just through this furor, but through all the years that we’ve been on television and especially all the years here at CBS, so, again, my thanks to the staff for, once again, putting up with something stupid I’ve gotten myself involved in.

“Now the other thing is my wife, Regina (Lasko). She has been horribly hurt by my behavior, and when something happens like that, if you hurt a person and it’s your responsibility, you try to fix it. And at that point, there’s only two things that can happen: Either you’re going to make some progress and get it fixed, or you’re going to fall short and perhaps not get it fixed, so let me tell you folks, I got my work cut out for me.”

Regina Lasko and David Letterman were married only this year, although they have a son, Harry, who was born in 2003. Indeed, David Letterman has his work cut out for him. He has not just hurt Lasko, he has embarrassed her publicly, and he will have to work to earn back her trust.

Watch his pre-monologue comments, below:

Spoof: "500 Days of Sanford"

It's probably only a matter of time before South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is ousted from office, what with all the call for his resignation from the GOP as well as constituents. That doesn't mean people can't have some fun with it does it?

People have put together a video parody about Sanford, based on the movie "500 Days of Summer." Here's how they describe it:

500 days left of more layoffs
Of no new jobs.
Of less education funding.
Starring Mark Sanford as the Governor.
And the rest of us looking for a way out.
500 days of doing nothing on the economy.
Of wasting taxpayer money.
Of embarrassment.
500 days of more frustration.
Of gridlock.
Of Sanford.
500 days of Sanford.

Watch it: